tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3524625274553420409.post6739273225449306625..comments2024-02-06T13:51:44.808-06:00Comments on Sawdust and Cowpies: An Important Phrase To Remember For Technical SupportCowguyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12646343464738720123noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3524625274553420409.post-75554810833017317702009-05-18T14:45:00.000-05:002009-05-18T14:45:00.000-05:00Man, I can see a lot of uses for that line. Like ...Man, I can see a lot of uses for that line. Like calling the bank, "My checkbook caught on fire." You crack me up!Vickyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08230311970559999653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3524625274553420409.post-43961576434140509292009-05-15T20:54:00.000-05:002009-05-15T20:54:00.000-05:00I don't know what's scarier, that your computer ca...I don't know what's scarier, that your computer caught fire or that they actually have a department for that.Hollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02049259030100857660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3524625274553420409.post-28158147362894282642009-05-14T12:15:00.000-05:002009-05-14T12:15:00.000-05:00I wonder if that line works on the Boss?
Me: "Mr...I wonder if that line works on the Boss?<br /><br />Me: "Mr. Boss man, my machine caught on fire! Can I go home now?"<br /><br /><br /><br />See ya, I'm outta here!<br /><br />Happy Friday Eve!<br />- JenniferJennifer and Sandihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11982886200936815914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3524625274553420409.post-29659793767076722672009-05-14T10:11:00.000-05:002009-05-14T10:11:00.000-05:00Did it hurt the new entertainment center you built...Did it hurt the new entertainment center you built??? <br /><br />My machine caught on fire.<br /><br />I'm thinking this has all kinds of fun uses. Not just on the phone, but at work as well. <br /><br />Annoying issue with your computer? Want the IT guy to come look as soon as possible? "My machine caught on fire."<br /><br />Granted, it would only work once. :-)Nejhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00982042722943000994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3524625274553420409.post-92139707404997780612009-05-14T01:36:00.000-05:002009-05-14T01:36:00.000-05:00I bet Elmer doesn't know about Sally putting compu...I bet Elmer doesn't know about Sally putting computer parts in the dishwasher though! I was rather freakishly and somewhat anally cleaning my keyboard the other day with Q-tips dampened with glass cleaner, and I got to thinking about Sally's keyboard-cleaning methods. Sure would be quicker!Kimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05365964667029948020noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3524625274553420409.post-11344384038304455432009-05-14T00:11:00.000-05:002009-05-14T00:11:00.000-05:00"Cool, Ray. How's the wife?"
You're a funny man. ..."Cool, Ray. How's the wife?"<br /><br />You're a funny man. Scope's comment made me laugh. In an ideal world you and Scope would ring up Elmer together and post the audio online...mo.stoneskinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10737422581378328590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3524625274553420409.post-38012977226464758722009-05-13T22:57:00.000-05:002009-05-13T22:57:00.000-05:00I have an Acer. It's messed up a couple of times ...I have an Acer. It's messed up a couple of times so Anne got a new Lenovo for herself and gave me the Acer all to myself.<br /><br />Now I'm scared.....Jerryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03397470580921638969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3524625274553420409.post-42447814630207935272009-05-13T22:44:00.000-05:002009-05-13T22:44:00.000-05:00So you are shipping the remains (ashes) to India, ...So you are shipping the remains (ashes) to India, tomorrow? Sure hope the Machine Caught On Fire Department can repair it for you.Charhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13721202924711744684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3524625274553420409.post-14989983928562316722009-05-13T21:31:00.000-05:002009-05-13T21:31:00.000-05:00You are so fricken brilliant.
yes, you! You know ...You are so fricken brilliant.<br /><br />yes, you! You know the guy in India was having a heart attack over you're call.Candy's daily Dandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18172746492146546253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3524625274553420409.post-63027995397824717412009-05-13T20:31:00.000-05:002009-05-13T20:31:00.000-05:00so, if the pensive thing doesn't work, then your n...so, if the pensive thing doesn't work, then your next move is "my machine caught on fire. Yes. My machine caught on fire."<br />got it.<br /><br /><br /><br />feng shui!Greenmarehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11594247068214735876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3524625274553420409.post-83430165985460676872009-05-13T19:09:00.000-05:002009-05-13T19:09:00.000-05:00The last time I got "Elmer" he claimed his name wa...The last time I got "Elmer" he claimed his name was "Eric". Being an "on call tech" guy myself (but thankfully not a phone help desk guy) I usually am pretty good with these guys as long as you play by the rules.<br /><br />Rule 1: Don't lie to me.<br /><br />His name wasn't "Eric" and I demanded to know what his real name was before we continues the call. THat went on for 10 minutes of him really trying to read a script, and my totally not playing along.Scopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14671603955380819514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3524625274553420409.post-36122657664466812092009-05-13T15:24:00.000-05:002009-05-13T15:24:00.000-05:00The Machine Caught On Fire Dept? Well, whaddaya kn...The Machine Caught On Fire Dept? Well, whaddaya know?Corahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02640568359378959501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3524625274553420409.post-58282371912595950012009-05-13T15:12:00.000-05:002009-05-13T15:12:00.000-05:00I've had to talk to Elmer a time or ten and it jus...I've had to talk to Elmer a time or ten and it just plain SUCKS! Thanks for telling me what to say in order to cut one of those excruciating conversations short!rebelsriderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00179009997355890812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3524625274553420409.post-36657879212538874432009-05-13T15:00:00.000-05:002009-05-13T15:00:00.000-05:00HAHA. The Machine caught fire dept. lmfaoHAHA. The Machine caught fire dept. lmfaoAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10327991964710241536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3524625274553420409.post-39629364562541391652009-05-13T14:52:00.000-05:002009-05-13T14:52:00.000-05:00OMG It's funny. At least you had another non-flam...OMG It's funny. At least you had another non-flaming machine to do your blogging. I will add this tip to my Indian Language Protocol Guide for quick technical support and I will ask for Elmer -giving your name as my referral.Raehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04858158707328118375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3524625274553420409.post-61064300700845528692009-05-13T14:43:00.000-05:002009-05-13T14:43:00.000-05:00I like it I might have to borrow that one. Hope al...I like it I might have to borrow that one. Hope all is well now.Ziggy Stardusthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14203760234180476883noreply@blogger.com