Tuesday, April 28, 2009

I Cannot Believe They Screwed My Order Up Yet Again...

I specifically said "ANTI gravity"... What the hell am I gonna do with a whole gallon of this crap?














I can't even pick up the stupid can!










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15 comments:

  1. MJenksApril 28, 2009 at 8:50 AM

    The farther away you stand, the easier it will be to pick up.

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  2. SusanApril 28, 2009 at 9:34 AM

    And where might you be able to apply this??? Hmmmm...... I'm thinking of many opportunities for use.

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  3. AshApril 28, 2009 at 9:42 AM

    May I borrow a little? I'm tired of my boys climbing all over the furniture like it's a freakin' juggle gym around here!!

    Sorry. I need to try the decaf...

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  4. SassApril 28, 2009 at 11:09 AM

    I think someone's been painting that on my ass while I sleep.

    I'm just sayin'.

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  5. Mary@Holy MackerelApril 28, 2009 at 11:15 AM

    I have too much of this too. In my head.

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  6. CoraApril 28, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    Whatever you do, don't open that can!!!!

    Don't let the Gravity out, I beg you!!!! Gravity scares the sh*t out of me!

    The last time I had a run-in with Gravity, Gravity viciously launched itself right on my chest and pulled my perky boobs down a couple of inches!!!!

    And they never perked back up!!!!

    NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Gravity is a mean, MEAN bastard, Cowguy. *sniffle* Swear to me you won't open that damn can. Don't set the Gravity free. *shudder*

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  7. mo.stoneskinApril 28, 2009 at 12:22 PM

    I was pouring myself a cuppa earlier and the ground shook, spilt it everywhere, and now I know what caused the tremor, it was you and your flippin' can of gravity.

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  8. CharApril 28, 2009 at 3:05 PM

    Gravity paint?? Sounds like a scarey concoction to me. Please don't let it outta the can!

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  9. Candy's daily DandyApril 28, 2009 at 3:19 PM

    Shit, Ive been running away from that crap my entire life.

    Make it go away!!

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  10. GwenApril 28, 2009 at 4:52 PM

    How did they get it in the can?

    What were you planning to do with the anti-gravity? Are you hunting road runners again?

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  11. ScopeApril 28, 2009 at 6:25 PM

    Same thing happened to me, I thought I was ordering a gallon of GRAVY not GRAVitY.

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  12. AnonymousApril 28, 2009 at 9:03 PM

    What the hell is that?

    And what's up with the anti-gravity too??

    I had no idea any of this existed in a can. But what do I know? Obviously not much.

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  13. AnonymousApril 28, 2009 at 9:30 PM

    Got the perfect use for it!

    Pour ALL of it on Janeane!

    Bitch needs it on her ass!

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  14. JerryApril 28, 2009 at 11:51 PM

    It's just an exercise program. Try picking it up four times a day for six weeks - six pack abs and some killer biceps!

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  15. rebelsriderApril 30, 2009 at 8:45 AM

    I'm just guessing that you intended to paint your mailbox with the "anti" stuff. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT paint this on the box!

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Does this smell funny?