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Me. Sal. Mini weekend vacation.

We are thrilled silly. A long weekend of nothing but playing music up in the land of the Iowegens. If you are in the Bloomfield neighborhood... stop by the place with 500 campers sitting in it. :-)












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Life Is Short...

Just advice today, that's all.

Never miss a chance to let the people in your life know what they mean to you. A life comes, a breeze blows, and before you can turn around... they're gone.



Although as lives sometimes do, we'd drifted away slightly... it never erased the spark in our eyes when we ran into one another, both remembering years past with a sly grin. Traveling together, hunting, shooting and just hanging out.

We had some times man. I miss you already Scott.









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Oh Chigger

I went to the woods Sunday morning, knocked around some, cut a load of firewood, forgot to spray down with insect repellent... I am ate up. I've got chigger bites all over my "area", down my legs, on my belly, on my ass... and a few on my arms.

I started wondering what the heck a chigger looks like, I'd never seen one to know what the heck it was. Here's one. It's that little bitty red dot at the end of the fingernail in this pic. (that ain't my pic... I stoled it offa the internets) Click it if'n you wanna see it bigger!







Here's a magnified pic of one all blowed up and stuff.








Heebie Geebies eh? Gah.



Because I'd also been in poison Ivy, I came right home, hopped in the scalding hot shower, scrubbed like a meth addict picking at a sore... and I still got ate up. At least I didn't get poison.

Anyhow I wanna recite y'all a little poem.


Oh Chigger
By Cowguy


Oh chigger, you cause me grief,
I found you in the woods, perched upon a leaf.
You jumped onto me and went down in my pants,
Now all I do is scratch... and adjust my stance.

You bit me upon my skin pore,
You're worthless and disgusting, you dirty little whore.
You chomped for a second without rebuke...
You heaved your little chigger gut until you up and puked.

I think my life might have been perfect and bigger,
If it had'nt been for you, you little jackass, you chigger.
My man area itches like something's alive,
I hope you're dead, that you didn't survive.

Oh chigger,
Oh chigger.
Oh chigger,
You suck.




Thank you.







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I'm Almost Back

Just taking a bit of a break from the blog. Sal and I have been SUPER busy this summer, going in a dozen different directions at once. The door to our home has been spinning for the past 2 months, but it's starting to wind down... I think. :-) I apologize for leaving my regular readers hanging for over a week. I'll bring you the funny shortly!











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It's Labor Day Weekend Y'all

You know the rules of no wearing of the white after Labor Day... so how much more perfect could the timing be to take up BBQ sauce artisting. And what better timing for me to post a video and take the cheap way out of a blog post.

Seriously though... I was entertained like crazy by this video.

I'm Jace. I'm a redneck.






Here's the link if the embedding doesn't work for you.



So long summer! Buh bye!






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Things Heard In A Hayfield.

E pulled into the hayfield I was mowing in a couple of evenings ago and stopped me.

E. "You probably wanna stop mowing."

Me. "Why's that?"

E. "Balers broke again"

Me. "What happened this time?"

E. "Computer went wacky and was throwing error codes"

Me. "What'd the screen say?" *like I could do anything about it*

E. "WHOA MOTHER*****R!!!"

Me. "I'm going home..."

E. "Me too"










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This Is What You Need To Read Today...

My lil' buddy Sass is moving on to professional writing, this last post... you need to read it. Skills abound.

Later Kid.






J.




















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