Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Wood Erotica

Boy oh boy, yesterday's post musta been a major piece of dungage... I can't remember the last time I got 1 comment on a post. Jerry, bless your pea picking heart, you're a dedicated reader and a pal.

Hopefully I can redeem myself.

Hopefully.


I just finished up a job making a bunch of reproduction stairway parts for a local courthouse built in 1890, which is kind of a yawner in and of itself.










Stairway spindles and newel post caps. Oak. Big uns. So there they be.


Oh wait... I promised wood erotica didn't I?

I found a willing subject that agreed to pose. I don't personally know the guy, but I've tried to hide his identity, that whole "protect the innocent" thing. I present you with *drum roll*


Woobs!








Oh settle down...








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18 comments:

ShanaM said...

cute!!

Lady of the Cloth said...

Now THAT'S exciting, even early in the morning before my brain cells wake up. Or is it Because my brain cells aren't awake. Could be! Carline

The Retired One said...

Too funny. But anyone who has to hold up their boobs, well....wooden want to be them. hahahaaaa....

Sorry about no comments yesterday...when I have too little time and someone posts a video, I don't have the time to click on it to read it or hear it....and yesterday I was reading them in a hurry.

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Nice Caps!!!!!!!!!

The courthouse is lucky to have you!

Happy Wed!

- Jennifer

Unknown said...

thems some nice "woobs" you have there...

SkylersDad said...

Excellent "nippleage"

J.Midwestern said...

Man woobs.

Nikki said...

OMG saw this and thought of you...due to the famous peanut butter post!

The King
Restaurant: Boston Burger Company, Boston, MA
Cost: $8.50
What's inside: Built for its namesake, Elvis, this burger tops 8 ounces of Certified Angus Beef with three slices of bacon and fried banana slices rolled in cinnamon and sugar, all sitting on a bun covered with creamy peanut butter. It's perfectly sweet and salty — and for anyone who is bananas about bananas.

mo.stoneskin said...

You know I love you right? That last photo is the funniest thing I have ever seen. Seriously. And I don't even care about the boob thing, I mean the fact that that tiny strap of black just about covers your eyes, but the picture appears right next to your profile picture, and, well, it is beautiful. You, my anonymous friend, are a genius.

Nej said...

Woobs!! (giggle)

Fancy Schmancy said...

I'm so confused...

Am I supposed to say nice wood?

Or am I supposed to say nice tits?

I'm gonna go with nice tits!

xoxo

Vicky said...

Boy, you'd do great at Mardi Gras! I'm just saying ...

Scope said...

Morning wood...

JenJen said...

New here. Found your blog once before and lost the link...but I found you again! Follower-style.

Nice wood.

Unknown said...

crazy picture! those wipples follow me around the room.

and i could use one of those spindles for my next bar fight.

nice wood work!

Jerry said...

Uhhh, Cowguy, your headlights are on. Turn down the AC in that shop.

As I said over on TWW, your talents just never end. Those are beautiful.

So are the spindles.

:)

Greenmare said...

um, ah, well..... gosh, I can't remember the last time I was at such a loss for words!

Everyday Goddess said...

you better stay away from Norm! he likes old houses and wooden peaks.