I Don't Have A Vagina, But....

  It's true.  I do not have a vagina.  Now I've been a big fan of 'em for... well most of my life, and that doesn't make me an expert on 'em or nothing, but it does allow me at least some insight about the things.  And as you may have already guessed, I have some insight today that I feel the need to share with you about something... vagina related.

  Douches.

  That's a great word ain't it?  It can be a noun or a verb or an adjective.  It can be used as a slur or an action or even in it's truest sense... what it is.

  So you're probably wondering how the hell I got my squash filling centered on douches, aren't you?   Okay, that little Amazon.com link in my sidebar, it's linked in to Amazon to show health and beauty stuff to the folks that read Sawdust and Cowpies and hopefully there's something there worthy of a click and a purchase by y'all once in awhile.   I started to make a post this morning and glanced at it and one of the items it was offering to my readership was a Summers Eve Douche.   I've used the word douche for years, it's kinda fun.  I take it out of context, toss it in a conversation mostly for reaction or a laugh... and being that vaginas are in my all time fav list of things, and that the word "douche" is right up there as well, I clicked on the link.   It's the little boy in me that causes that to happen.  I can't help it.  It's the same little boy that gazed in wonderment at the lingerie section of the JC Penney catalog when I was 7. 

  All of this is unpostworthy actually, until I perused a bit deeper in the vast collection of douching products in the ginormous Amazon machine.  

  This is what stopped me dead in my tracks.  Click this. 

You read that correctly.  A douche named "Sweet Romance".  

Nothing I could write past this point will bring the giggles on any louder or stronger than that.  

Sweet Romance....

Alright, it's time for recess. 

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