Thursday, March 10, 2011

You Wanna Do What?

I've been at this now for a few posts and already I'm starting to wonder "WTF" at a few questions...   This next one. fits. that. category.

"Some Weirdo" writes...

Dear Cowguy,

Please advise me as to the best way to murder someone so I don't get caught.
Signed,
Alleging I am just trying to come up with a mystery plot for a new book I am writing.

 Well ho-lee crap.  I may have received a question that I'm unqualified for.  "Alleging" that you are *cough* writing a mystery plot for a book *cough*, I'm gonna give this a shot.  

LOL did you see that?  "give this a SHOT!" My goodness I kill myself.   LOL did you see THAT?  Kill myself!!!! LOL  I'm just digging this hole deeper an....... DIGGING THIS HOLE!!! LOL I'm dying!!!  DYING!!!!!! 

oH Craaaapppppp i aa.asa justtttttttttttttttt.. ala;lsi  sucked a jellllllllly baean dwn my wwwwindpipe..

*thud*










Weirdos....  sheesh








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12 comments:

  1. The Retired OneMarch 11, 2011 at 7:31 AM

    Love the graphics! I am guessing by reading between the lines on this one that the alleged victim is a real weiner.
    and I hope the alleged victim's blood is not as thick as ketchup. And, I hope the alleged murderer chooses a less graphic way to allegedly murder his/her victim. (Or at least have ample buns). hhaaaaa

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  2. CoraMarch 11, 2011 at 7:54 AM

    Lorena Bobbit makes art for the internet now, I see.

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  3. CowguyMarch 11, 2011 at 9:11 AM

    Retired chick... LOL "ample buns"?

    Cora... I know, I know... who'd have thunk?

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  4. SkylersDadMarch 11, 2011 at 11:19 AM

    (walks in and finds Cowguy on the floor, and gives a little nudge with his foot)

    You OK Cowguy?

    (no response)

    Looks like he's a gonner, get his flatscreen and I'll start moving the truck up to the front.

    We will miss you buddy...

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  5. GwenMarch 11, 2011 at 4:27 PM

    Flatscreen's ass! I want his furniture. And one of those baby cows.

    DIBS ON THE FURNITURE AND BABY COWS!

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  6. JonOctober 16, 2011 at 4:35 PM

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  7. Penni DomikisOctober 25, 2011 at 1:34 PM

    Bummer... I finally get my keister back to bloggin and blog readin ... and ya haven't posted since March 2011. Any chance I can shame ya into coming back?

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  8. Candy's daily DandyMarch 22, 2012 at 7:17 AM

    Just the other day I sucked a sugar free mint down my wind pipe....you think I'm gonna be alright?
    Am I dying a slow death??? Is the mint burning a slow hole in my esophogus? OMG I'm dying, I can't evem spell corrrectely!!!!

    AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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  9. ScopeNovember 25, 2013 at 8:49 PM

    I'm trying a "Cyber Monday" challenge for bloggers. Will you take the challenge?

    Read more on my blog, SCOPE-TECH

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  10. -blessed holy socks, the non-perishable-zealotOctober 3, 2014 at 5:06 PM

    That's awwww!some (the deadweeener - I stole that). Bravo!! You git a 10.

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  11. ScopeNovember 29, 2014 at 7:46 PM

    I'm hosting "Cyber Monday" again this year over at SCOPE-TECH. Just post something, anything, on Monday, December 1, and then post a link over on my blog.

    Last year was a great way to reconnect with bloggers that had started to fade away.

    Won't you play along?

    If your blog is dead, but you want to just send me a blurb, I'll post it on Scope-Tech.

    Scope

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  12. EileenMay 25, 2016 at 3:40 PM



    Hilarious!

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Does this smell funny?