I can't even pick up the stupid can!
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15 comments:
The farther away you stand, the easier it will be to pick up.
And where might you be able to apply this??? Hmmmm...... I'm thinking of many opportunities for use.
May I borrow a little? I'm tired of my boys climbing all over the furniture like it's a freakin' juggle gym around here!!
Sorry. I need to try the decaf...
I think someone's been painting that on my ass while I sleep.
I'm just sayin'.
I have too much of this too. In my head.
Whatever you do, don't open that can!!!!
Don't let the Gravity out, I beg you!!!! Gravity scares the sh*t out of me!
The last time I had a run-in with Gravity, Gravity viciously launched itself right on my chest and pulled my perky boobs down a couple of inches!!!!
And they never perked back up!!!!
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gravity is a mean, MEAN bastard, Cowguy. *sniffle* Swear to me you won't open that damn can. Don't set the Gravity free. *shudder*
I was pouring myself a cuppa earlier and the ground shook, spilt it everywhere, and now I know what caused the tremor, it was you and your flippin' can of gravity.
Gravity paint?? Sounds like a scarey concoction to me. Please don't let it outta the can!
Shit, Ive been running away from that crap my entire life.
Make it go away!!
How did they get it in the can?
What were you planning to do with the anti-gravity? Are you hunting road runners again?
Same thing happened to me, I thought I was ordering a gallon of GRAVY not GRAVitY.
What the hell is that?
And what's up with the anti-gravity too??
I had no idea any of this existed in a can. But what do I know? Obviously not much.
Got the perfect use for it!
Pour ALL of it on Janeane!
Bitch needs it on her ass!
It's just an exercise program. Try picking it up four times a day for six weeks - six pack abs and some killer biceps!
I'm just guessing that you intended to paint your mailbox with the "anti" stuff. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT paint this on the box!
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