Tuesday, May 25, 2010

My Dad Should Have Been A Doctor

I've elaborated much here before about my father's torturing of the English language, he does it unintentionally but it turns out pretty hilarious at times. This post is a perfect example of this.   Anyhow, whilst I was hacking my innards up via the drama cough the past week or so, my Dad hands me a cough drop... a Ricola cough drop. 

He drops it in my hand.


Looks me square in the eye.


And says....

"Here, try this.  That's an E Coli right there.  They really work."


I went into a coughing spasm of course.

8 comments:

Scope said...

He so does that to you on purpose. Oh, he plays like it is an accident, but he's just got the solid "dead pan" delivery.

SkylersDad said...

Ok Jace, so now you owe me for snot removal in my keyboard.

Gwen said...

*snort*

Jerry said...

ROFLMAO! :)

Scope said...

Winner, winner, chicken dinner! I left you an award over at SCOPE-TECH.

Might help you ease back into things.

debijeanm said...

Haven't been by for a long time so don't feel guilty about not blogging. Dark stuff at my house and am just getting around to visiting my own blog. So glad I came by. I needed to clean my sinuses. Hugs!

Unknown said...

buahaha, classic.

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