"Some Weirdo" writes...
Alleging I am just trying to come up with a mystery plot for a new book I am writing.
Well ho-lee crap. I may have received a question that I'm unqualified for. "Alleging" that you are *cough* writing a mystery plot for a book *cough*, I'm gonna give this a shot.
LOL did you see that? "give this a SHOT!" My goodness I kill myself. LOL did you see THAT? Kill myself!!!! LOL I'm just digging this hole deeper an....... DIGGING THIS HOLE!!! LOL I'm dying!!! DYING!!!!!!
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