Sunday, January 24, 2010

I Don't Have A Vagina, But....

  It's true.  I do not have a vagina.  Now I've been a big fan of 'em for... well most of my life, and that doesn't make me an expert on 'em or nothing, but it does allow me at least some insight about the things.  And as you may have already guessed, I have some insight today that I feel the need to share with you about something... vagina related.

  Douches.

  That's a great word ain't it?  It can be a noun or a verb or an adjective.  It can be used as a slur or an action or even in it's truest sense... what it is.

  So you're probably wondering how the hell I got my squash filling centered on douches, aren't you?   Okay, that little Amazon.com link in my sidebar, it's linked in to Amazon to show health and beauty stuff to the folks that read Sawdust and Cowpies and hopefully there's something there worthy of a click and a purchase by y'all once in awhile.   I started to make a post this morning and glanced at it and one of the items it was offering to my readership was a Summers Eve Douche.   I've used the word douche for years, it's kinda fun.  I take it out of context, toss it in a conversation mostly for reaction or a laugh... and being that vaginas are in my all time fav list of things, and that the word "douche" is right up there as well, I clicked on the link.   It's the little boy in me that causes that to happen.  I can't help it.  It's the same little boy that gazed in wonderment at the lingerie section of the JC Penney catalog when I was 7. 

  All of this is unpostworthy actually, until I perused a bit deeper in the vast collection of douching products in the ginormous Amazon machine.  

  This is what stopped me dead in my tracks.  Click this. 




You read that correctly.  A douche named "Sweet Romance".  

Nothing I could write past this point will bring the giggles on any louder or stronger than that.  


Sweet Romance....



Alright, it's time for recess. 






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16 comments:

Robin said...

Wow..I wont ask for any "sweet romance" from the hubs anytime soon...besides, Dr OZ says that water is the best ..to refresh the "area" and not to put any chemicals "there".."natural is best"..he says...I dont know what do you think..?...have A great weekend..!

Greenmare said...

honestly, the only real response to this is.........

OMG

Scope said...

It is now offering me the Diaper Genie II refills. Is that for the adult diapers?

Cowguy said...

I dunno Scope... possibly. I just looked again just now and there's the "Trinity Classic 7" Silver Vibrator" on there for $4.69. That seems like quite a bargain if a person is shopping for such a thing. You know, for sore muscles and stuff.

SkylersDad said...

4.69 for a vibrator seems like a steal, for those poor tired facial muscles that mom's old gift catalog used to advertise...

Cowguy said...

Oh my... I just read the reviews for the Trinity Classic. That right there is comedy gold... there's 14 freakin' reviews for crying out loud. Just when I start to think that my life is not nor ever has been "sheltered". BTW, the general consensus is "noisy" but rates 4 1/2 stars. LOL

The Retired One said...

Just tell me that it is natural that God wanted women to squirt chemicals up their vay-jay-jays so they will be "clean".....and if it is so, then ...well, we better name our babies:
Santitize and Germaphobe.

You notice that there are no cathetars named "Dude-Be-Fresh" that guys are marketed to in which you insert a cathetar into BIG MAC so as to be fresh now is there?

IS THERE???

Ok, now I gotta get the douche graphics out of my head and try to watch TV. Without giggling.

So who invented the douches? Men or Women???

Cowguy said...

I know that there are times that I should not comment on comments because I am so far out of my league... but I'm guessing it was a guy named Elmo Douche. He was french.

lol I kill myself...

Jerry said...

Good to see you back, and in such good form! LOL!

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

I don't know why, but "Sour Girl" by Stone Temple Pilots is echoing through the vast emptiness of my head now.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

So if a douche is a good, sweet thing, why does it feel so good when you hurl it out there to someone who's acting like a complete ass??

Cowguy said...

EXACTLY Candy!! It truly is a marvelous word.

dana said...

I truly think that women who equate sex with "ICK" are the ones who douche. Kinda like that song: "I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair".

Gee. I hope I remember to hit delete before I post this........oops

Sassy Britches said...

Um...I'm kinda bummed that I get no douche or vibrators. Just a Vicks humidifier. I don't think your blog likes me very much. :)

Sandi said...

.........wth? I haven't been here for awhile and then I walk in in the middle of a douche commercial.... and doesn't douche rhyme with touche?


Snandi

Michael in AZ said...

Opens door, looks around, followed by a quick retreat......