Thursday, March 10, 2011

You Wanna Do What?

I've been at this now for a few posts and already I'm starting to wonder "WTF" at a few questions...   This next one. fits. that. category.

"Some Weirdo" writes...

Dear Cowguy,

Please advise me as to the best way to murder someone so I don't get caught.
Alleging I am just trying to come up with a mystery plot for a new book I am writing.

 Well ho-lee crap.  I may have received a question that I'm unqualified for"Alleging" that you are *cough* writing a mystery plot for a book *cough*, I'm gonna give this a shot.  

LOL did you see that?  "give this a SHOT!" My goodness I kill myself.   LOL did you see THAT?  Kill myself!!!! LOL  I'm just digging this hole deeper an....... DIGGING THIS HOLE!!! LOL I'm dying!!!  DYING!!!!!! 

oH Craaaapppppp i aa.asa justtttttttttttttttt.. ala;lsi  sucked a jellllllllly baean dwn my wwwwindpipe..


Weirdos....  sheesh


The Retired One said...

Love the graphics! I am guessing by reading between the lines on this one that the alleged victim is a real weiner.
and I hope the alleged victim's blood is not as thick as ketchup. And, I hope the alleged murderer chooses a less graphic way to allegedly murder his/her victim. (Or at least have ample buns). hhaaaaa

Cora said...

Lorena Bobbit makes art for the internet now, I see.

Cowguy said...

Retired chick... LOL "ample buns"?

Cora... I know, I know... who'd have thunk?

SkylersDad said...

(walks in and finds Cowguy on the floor, and gives a little nudge with his foot)

You OK Cowguy?

(no response)

Looks like he's a gonner, get his flatscreen and I'll start moving the truck up to the front.

We will miss you buddy...

Gwen said...

Flatscreen's ass! I want his furniture. And one of those baby cows.


Jon said...
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Penni Domikis said...

Bummer... I finally get my keister back to bloggin and blog readin ... and ya haven't posted since March 2011. Any chance I can shame ya into coming back?

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Just the other day I sucked a sugar free mint down my wind think I'm gonna be alright?
Am I dying a slow death??? Is the mint burning a slow hole in my esophogus? OMG I'm dying, I can't evem spell corrrectely!!!!


Scope said...

I'm trying a "Cyber Monday" challenge for bloggers. Will you take the challenge?

Read more on my blog, SCOPE-TECH

Dr. kold_kadavr_flatliner, MD, the Roamin' Cat said...

That's awwww!some (the deadweeener - I stole that). Bravo!! You git a 10.

Scope said...

I'm hosting "Cyber Monday" again this year over at SCOPE-TECH. Just post something, anything, on Monday, December 1, and then post a link over on my blog.

Last year was a great way to reconnect with bloggers that had started to fade away.

Won't you play along?

If your blog is dead, but you want to just send me a blurb, I'll post it on Scope-Tech.


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