"Some Weirdo" writes...
Dear Cowguy,
Signed,
Alleging I am just trying to come up with a mystery plot for a new book I am writing.
Well ho-lee crap. I may have received a question that I'm unqualified for. "Alleging" that you are *cough* writing a mystery plot for a book *cough*, I'm gonna give this a shot.
LOL did you see that? "give this a SHOT!" My goodness I kill myself. LOL did you see THAT? Kill myself!!!! LOL I'm just digging this hole deeper an....... DIGGING THIS HOLE!!! LOL I'm dying!!! DYING!!!!!!
oH Craaaapppppp i aa.asa justtttttttttttttttt.. ala;lsi sucked a jellllllllly baean dwn my wwwwindpipe..
*thud*
Weirdos.... sheesh
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12 comments:
Love the graphics! I am guessing by reading between the lines on this one that the alleged victim is a real weiner.
and I hope the alleged victim's blood is not as thick as ketchup. And, I hope the alleged murderer chooses a less graphic way to allegedly murder his/her victim. (Or at least have ample buns). hhaaaaa
Lorena Bobbit makes art for the internet now, I see.
Retired chick... LOL "ample buns"?
Cora... I know, I know... who'd have thunk?
(walks in and finds Cowguy on the floor, and gives a little nudge with his foot)
You OK Cowguy?
(no response)
Looks like he's a gonner, get his flatscreen and I'll start moving the truck up to the front.
We will miss you buddy...
Flatscreen's ass! I want his furniture. And one of those baby cows.
DIBS ON THE FURNITURE AND BABY COWS!
Bummer... I finally get my keister back to bloggin and blog readin ... and ya haven't posted since March 2011. Any chance I can shame ya into coming back?
Just the other day I sucked a sugar free mint down my wind pipe....you think I'm gonna be alright?
Am I dying a slow death??? Is the mint burning a slow hole in my esophogus? OMG I'm dying, I can't evem spell corrrectely!!!!
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I'm trying a "Cyber Monday" challenge for bloggers. Will you take the challenge?
Read more on my blog, SCOPE-TECH
That's awwww!some (the deadweeener - I stole that). Bravo!! You git a 10.
I'm hosting "Cyber Monday" again this year over at SCOPE-TECH. Just post something, anything, on Monday, December 1, and then post a link over on my blog.
Last year was a great way to reconnect with bloggers that had started to fade away.
Won't you play along?
If your blog is dead, but you want to just send me a blurb, I'll post it on Scope-Tech.
Scope
Hilarious!
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