Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Back When Health Dept's Gave Good Solid Advice






Yes indeed. A real topic starter with your better half over morning coffee...




Busy week (again). Trying to get SOME work done on a desk and cabinet suite, sorted calves monday, sold calves yesterday, cleaned the shop in a mad fury last night, CVTV cameraman shows up today to shoot 2 more episodes... and then I dunno what. Ask me tomorrow.


Once again, for those that have asked, the TV shows "North Missouri Woodworking with Jace Weber" are available by calling Chariton Valley Communications 660.395.9600 . There's 4 shows available right now with more coming throughout the year. DVD's are on the cheap and nope, I don't get a dime of it. So send me a dime while you're at it.





Kanazalini!



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16 comments:

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Ahhhh! I'm a "North Missouri Woodworking with Jace Weber" groupie!!!!

The man is genius.

mo.stoneskin said...

You've sorted AND sold calves this week? I haven't done much more than drink coffee!

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Still waiting for my autographed
2x4!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!!

- Jennifer

Susan said...

Oh, I thought you were trying to tell us something??!! Whew.

Sass said...

When you sort calves, do you sort them by size, color, or shape?

My calves are not skinny, but are rather muscular. Where would they go?

Do you sort them according to the shoe the person is wearing? Because frankly calves look better in high heels...

Wait...what's that? By calves you mean...Well, that's just sick.

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Hahahahha that was FUNNY Sass!!!!
We demand calves with heels!

Cora said...

What? You don't make a dime off the DVDs? Why not?

Kim said...

Wouldn't unmarried people want to prevent syphilis too?

Gwen said...

Wait.

What?

You're on TV?

How did I miss this? Is there a website? I hate talking to people on the phone.

Cowguy said...

Candy: I GOT ME A GROUPIE!!! Shake n Bake!

Mo: Someone's gotta do it.

Jennifer: Oh great... now I'm autographing wood. heh.. wood.

Susan: Praise baby Jesus... no.

Sass: You ain't right. But in a good way.

Cora: Eh, they're not mine. They become property of CVTV as soon as they're shot. I get free advertising, notoriety and pleasant stares. :-)

Kim: Yes, I would say "yes". yes yes yes yes yes.

Gwen: It's true. I'm a tv star. Amazing eh? I'll get the specifics to you.

Scope said...

Are there any shots where you rig up fake blood to shoot out of the bandsaw or the board to go rocketing out of the plainer and smash the sound guy in the ol' twig 'n berries?

Cowguy said...

Scope: I've got the "lick the sawblade trick" that I can wheel out. Unfortunately I can only do it once and I'm saving it.

Sassy Britches said...

Ah, back in the day when they didn't beat around the bush...

And I was reading along and was like, "WHAT?! He's got a film crew? What post did I miss?!" Thank goodness you don't keep us in suspense. I'm not sure I could have handled scouring the back posts all night! :)

Jerry said...

I keep thinking someone's gonna ask for my autograph because I know a guy who is on TV. So far, nothing..........

Ah well.....

The Queen said...

I'm so glad we retired from woodworking..and calving.. this was the first winter I was not chased over a solid wood fence,, several times a day.. by an angry Longhorn... I'm pleased..

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Can we go back to sorting Sass' muscular calves, please? Thank you.