Epic DIY Chainsaw Fails Video Compilation
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16 comments:
Ahhhh! I'm a "North Missouri Woodworking with Jace Weber" groupie!!!!
The man is genius.
You've sorted AND sold calves this week? I haven't done much more than drink coffee!
Still waiting for my autographed
2x4!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!!
- Jennifer
Oh, I thought you were trying to tell us something??!! Whew.
When you sort calves, do you sort them by size, color, or shape?
My calves are not skinny, but are rather muscular. Where would they go?
Do you sort them according to the shoe the person is wearing? Because frankly calves look better in high heels...
Wait...what's that? By calves you mean...Well, that's just sick.
Hahahahha that was FUNNY Sass!!!!
We demand calves with heels!
What? You don't make a dime off the DVDs? Why not?
Wouldn't unmarried people want to prevent syphilis too?
Wait.
What?
You're on TV?
How did I miss this? Is there a website? I hate talking to people on the phone.
Candy: I GOT ME A GROUPIE!!! Shake n Bake!
Mo: Someone's gotta do it.
Jennifer: Oh great... now I'm autographing wood. heh.. wood.
Susan: Praise baby Jesus... no.
Sass: You ain't right. But in a good way.
Cora: Eh, they're not mine. They become property of CVTV as soon as they're shot. I get free advertising, notoriety and pleasant stares. :-)
Kim: Yes, I would say "yes". yes yes yes yes yes.
Gwen: It's true. I'm a tv star. Amazing eh? I'll get the specifics to you.
Are there any shots where you rig up fake blood to shoot out of the bandsaw or the board to go rocketing out of the plainer and smash the sound guy in the ol' twig 'n berries?
Scope: I've got the "lick the sawblade trick" that I can wheel out. Unfortunately I can only do it once and I'm saving it.
Ah, back in the day when they didn't beat around the bush...
And I was reading along and was like, "WHAT?! He's got a film crew? What post did I miss?!" Thank goodness you don't keep us in suspense. I'm not sure I could have handled scouring the back posts all night! :)
I keep thinking someone's gonna ask for my autograph because I know a guy who is on TV. So far, nothing..........
Ah well.....
I'm so glad we retired from woodworking..and calving.. this was the first winter I was not chased over a solid wood fence,, several times a day.. by an angry Longhorn... I'm pleased..
Can we go back to sorting Sass' muscular calves, please? Thank you.
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