Monday, October 12, 2009

Craption It Monday

Just do this for me... make my life simple, happy, carefree and relatively odorless.

Thank you in advance for your lovely craption of this picture.














Here I doctored this one up for you as sort of a Thank You gift for your craptioning efforts. Please, please. Enjoy. Forward it on to your mother, she'll love it!


















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25 comments:

nonamedufus said...

Betty had to face the fact she'd never make it as a sheep herder. Her attempts to attract their attention sadly drove them off in all directions with no hopes of them ever coming baa-ck.

Carl Vine said...

Though she enjoyed the cow-dung cigarettes that Walt rolled fresh for her every morning; Lousie had an uncommon fear of stepping in a cowpie.

Char said...

If you goose me one more time like that, I will have to hurt you!

SkylersDad said...

Damn! Stepped in another cowpie!

And what the hell is that on the far right of the second photo?!?!

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Who the hell leaves a banana-peel in the middle of the forest?

JenJen said...

I friggin hate yoga.

moooooog35 said...

A short time later, Edna found out the hard way that in the forest, falling trees DO make a sound.

mo.stoneskin said...

What started as an innocent frolic in the woods turned into a spectacular disaster resulting in numerous pregnancies.

moooooog35 said...

The anticlimactic finale to "How I Met Your Mother."

Me-Me King said...

Cue ukulele music:

Knee deep in cowpies we'll stray
We'll keep the showers away
And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight
Will you pardon me?
And tiptoe through the cowpies with me

Vicky said...

Smoking the fairy dust.

Katie said...

Tonya Twinkletoes was never again able to levitate the way she used to before the tragic toe-tickling death of her co-star, Magik Mike.

The Retired One said...

Do you think this will qualify me for being smokin' hot for Dancing with the Stars????

Lola said...

Bonita, having heard that bears indeed shit in the woods, takes extraordinary steps, literally, to avoid a steaming pile.

Cowguy said...

I think I got enough to write a song now... LOL.

ahr8tch said...

So! Where'd you find the picture of my wife's great grandparents family?

Susan said...

Right in the eye!!!!! Damn birds.

8^)

Jon said...

Never taxi with yer flaps down!

Jon said...

Or, Who said these damn'd Pretends don't chafe?

Jerry said...

"Do right, Danielle-san, is no defense."

staceyjwarner said...

Congrats on you OMGoddess award. This is FANTASTIC, you and your readers make a great "pair"

Great way to end my Friday!

God of Another World said...

"Oh, God!"

Cowguy said...

Seriously. No really... I'm being perfectly serious, this was a great bunch of craptions!! Lotsa laughs folks.

Derrick said...

Just here to congratulate on your Goddess Award!I culd add:

"Really Daphne, why can't you take a walk in the woods just like anyone else?"

Brian Miller said...

oh my sides hurt from reading the comments...what could i even add...congrats on the OMG award!