I looked around on the world wide web a little bit and hell... there's folks all over the place unhappy as a wormy turtle. I would be too if I'd paid 6 or 7 thousand for one of those things and I just ended up pushing it home.
I'm gonna let y'all in on a little secret. I was in Orscheln's Farm and Home a while back and they had 'em for sale in there. $39.95. Yup.
I got all bundled up and Sal got a shot of me speeding down the driveway today. 'Bout froze my segway juniors plumb off. The pics a little blurry... man it's fast.
Remember... Orschelns. $39.95 Runs like the wind.
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That one deserves a little Roscoe P. Coltrane "keeyack, keeyack, keeyack!" complete with arm-aloft-fist-pump.
On my dashboard page I saw the word Segway and the teeny pic of you on that dolly, and I cackled with glee...then I opened the post for the full commentary and was not disappointed!
LOL I love it! I better run down to the Farm and Home store and get me one of them there things :)
Yer gonna look real spiffy when you go 2 wheelin' w/yer "new hat" in April ;)
BTW...did Sally tell you that someone is "watching" it? Hope yer payin' close attention to it.....I'm nervous for ya ;)
I wish I had an award to give you.
Because you just made coffee come out my nose.
I reserve the expulsion of fluids out of various cavities for the elite crowd. Welcome, my friend. You're now among the elite...the best of the best.
I'm off to Tractor Supply Co. right away to get one...wait, I'm sure we have one or 2 in the barn!
HAHAHHAHAHHAH Now that's as funny as shit on a wormy turtle!!!!
I bet that puppy does go, go, go!
Does Sal have to push ya home after your done playing?
HAPPY THURSDAY!
- Jennifer
You made me snort. In my office.
Sassy Britches: I work hard at non-disappointment! ROSCOE!
Sarah J: Run fast, if they put 'em on special they're gonna run out of 'em.
Gracie: SOMEONE HAS THEIR EYE ON MY HELMET????
Sass: I can now die with a completed life. Nostril coffee from the Sassinator.
Cathi: The ones in your barn are probably older models that need to run on leaded gas. Go get a new one!
Jennifer: Push me home? Hell I got it stuck a couple weeks ago and Sal had to bring the 4x4 and a log chain.
Anonymous: Is "in my office" a metaphor for something risque? It's okay if is. *wink wink*
Indeed they do! But we're hoping for the best for ya.
Besides...we bought a great present for *YOU* last week that will go perfect w/yer new *helmet.*
gosh Jim has one of those, I didn't know that's what it was! I thought it was a hernia maker....
I think now I'm beginning to understand how you keep running across situations where you nearly kill yourself to death...... LMAO!
Dude, I think they sold you the "Amish" one.
lol, OMG!! ha ha ha that was great. I love the pic. I cant stop laughing!!
here from Sassy...
this post is HILARIOUS.
thanks!
But...wait...where do you plug it in?
LOLOL - this was hysterical!
that was the best post ever!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I love it!
You make me laugh, HARD.
Crumbs, I had never heard of those things, and seriously, those things should be banned, maybe Obama can kick them out with a post-inaug bill of some kind.
Careful with that Segway.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3gGav63_sE
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