It's weighed heavy on me Louis, a burden that I've carried for about 4 or 5 months. But I'm lifting that burden right now.
Louis? I molested your hat.
Actually everyone at the table molested your hat. It just got out of control with the alcohol and the festivities and the music and... we're all ashamed. But you're partly to blame you know. You left it laying there on the table while you danced. An open invitation to a bunch of inebriated half wits.
And so it went... passed around like a bottle of Mad Dog as each of us fondled and posed with it while you had a good time.
And then Louis, as the leader of the this gang molestation... I took liberties with your hat that no man should have... I wore it sideways. Yes.
And finally Louis, I "rode the pony".
I apologize. I'm sure we all do. But I do want to say... I'll never forget that hat.
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18 comments:
I'm sure the hat feels oh-so-much better knowing that it won't just be a notch on your bedpost!
The hat may need therapy.
I want to party with you people.
I second that, Gwennie.
I'm laughing so hard right now...
Louis' hat's new motto: all of the fun of a bottle of Mad Dog, with none of the despair.
Wow. Louis' hat really gets around.
It's not your fault. That hat is a whore.
Oh Giggle Pixie-you are funny!!
That hat saw more ass than a toilet seat in a public bathroom. I hope you all bought it dinner first.
Did you kiss it and say "thank you"? No?
Can you say VIOLATED?
Gwen took the words right out of my mouth. I am so partying with you and that hat when I find myself out your way!!!
:-)
Sassy B: So true so true.
Kim: We all do, not just the hat.
Gwen: And us with you.
Sass: And you also.
TIM: Mad Dog's killed more good men and women than syphilis.
Catrina: It's a loose hat.
Giggle Pixie: You win. Funniest comment on a blog post this week. I'm sending you some frog legs and good wishes. I laughed way too much at that.
Candy: You win second. "More ass...." LOL
QB: Violation it was. "yoda"
Lee: Git your skinny hind end on out here!
I sure hope that pony was protected......
Laughed a LOT at this one!! Laughed some more at the comments! :)
lol... how dare you to molest a hat!
On the other hand you're obsessed about hats, so let be it :)
Sounds like Louis gives good hat.
Does that hat have a sister? Enjoy your blog and have added it to my blog roll. Welcome to Humour Bloggers, Cowguy.
It's no wonder the fed ex and ups guys remove their hat before venturing on your domain
Oh lord, oh lord is that your hat?
I about peed my pants reading this one!!
Good Lord, does your mama know how to read this blog? Sure hope not - it might just send her over the bend! (shame on you for thinkin' that!)
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