Monday, April 14, 2008

Bumper Sticker Brainstorm!

So this evening I was checking the cows and got a real nice surprise, one of the girls had herself a vaginal prolapse. "Dang." I'm just making a guess but I'd say that the cow was thinking the same thing. Got her up to the barn, ran her in the squeeze chute and looked things over and my Uncle walked in the barn to see what I had going on.

Robert: Whatcha got?

Me: Either a vaginal prolapse or she sat on a cherry bomb.

Robert: *looking things over* Yeechh

Me: Yeah, Yeechh is a good word.

Robert: You wanna put it back or call the vet?

Me: Eh, this one looks like a vet deal, I'm kinda wondering what's going on inside her. This one looks kinda wierd, even for a prolapse.

Robert: *just wrinkling his nose and making the "stinky face look".

Me: Exactly.

Robert: I'll call the vet.

And then I got a weird idea and made myself laugh... cause... hell I don't know why. But this is gonna be the all time best bumper sticker for people with cows, and that have had to deal with things pertaining to "animal husbandry", so to speak.

.... yeah I know, I ain't right. But check this out! LOL


lilsis said...

Your poop is on fire!

Cowguy said...

lilsis said: "Your poop is on fire!"

LOL of course lilsis's reference is to a not quite successful joint endeavor. :-)

L. YOUR poop is on fire.

Jerry said...

LMAO! That is just too funny! (Not the poor cow - the bumper sticker). :)

Kim said...

I don't expect those will go over real big here in California, but the story behind the creation's pretty amusing. How about T-Shirts? Ball caps? You could become a millionaire! (How's the scrap metal business, by the way?)

Hubby likes to "collect" T-Shirts when we go anywhere. My two favorites are: (from McClintock's Restaurant) "You may beat our prices, but you can't beat our meat!" - and - (from a butcher/smoked meat shop in a pricey coastal town) "We'll smoke anything!"

Cowguy said...

Hehe... at the McClintok's shirt. :-) Me and Gary put the junkyard millionaire project on hold for a bit. I sorta tore up my back over the winter and having only one day a week that we both can work at "junkin"... (that sounds so, un-respectable lol) If the weather holds up we're planning on doing up a load this weekend.